shoutout to my parents for not supervising what i do on the internet ever
have u ever accidentally opened the wrong cabinet in ur kitchen and it’s just like wtf how long have i lived here again
why the fuck cant we text the police
lets say there is a murderer in ur house and you’re hiding behind your sofa and you do have your phone with you but you can’t call the police because the murderer might hear you
when u think ur over someone but then they do something really cute and u end up liking them even more
